I love being fucked in the ass. Yes, for real.
I am a completely unrepentant ass slut.
Maybe I’d like to say that I wasn’t always like this, but I have been. The first sex I ever had was anal (which is an entirely different story, with an an entirely different sentiment), and it’s always been… just, well, better.
Yes, I am a person with a pussy. I will (almost) never turn down pussy sex. But the minute a man (or a woman — I’m not picky) says they’re going to put it in my ass, my panties are on the floor.
But it hurts…!
It can, if you do it wrong. I feel like you could say that about a lot of things, though. If you’re with someone who doesn’t care about your feelings, yes, it can hurt.
Please try to avoid being with these people. They’re just dicks. And not the fun kind.
You have to start slow. Lube it up. If you want to start with a finger, that’s great. I like when he just starts with his cock, but very, very slowly. A half an inch, a quarter of an inch at a time. (If you’re a man reading this, and thinking omg that sounds like torture what do you think I am some sort of sex stoic… well, yes. I do think cocks are made for pleasurable sensations. Grit your teeth and deal. It’ll get better.)
The fact of the matter is, I want your cock buried to the balls in my butt. Dude, I want that. But let me work up to it.
(Remember, any date that ends in the ER is a bad date.)
I love to push myself back on you, slowly fucking you deeper and deeper into my ass. Let me be a slut for you. Let me work for it. I want to show you.
Intense.
There’s no other feeling like having an ass full of cock. It’s intense, it’s mind-bending. I might be able to count ceiling tiles when I’m being fucked in the pussy, but I can’t not be 100% in the moment with anal. My whole body, my whole mind is helplessly wrapped up in that delicious, full, stretching, slippery sensation. I love those nice, deep, penetrating strokes that touch parts of me that I can only imagine.
And the orgasms. Let’s talk about orgasms.
In general, I am not in favor of orgasms. A moment of pleasure, for a mountain of downside.
However.
I will occasionally make an exception for anal orgasms.
What? you ask. That’s not really a thing. That’s a porn myth.
Anal orgasms
It’s not a porn myth.
…Gosh, how often do I get to say that?
It’s definitely different than a clitoral orgasm or a pussy orgasm. It’s a completely different animal. It is exquisite; deep and powerful in my body. It’s like the release comes from somewhere more resonant and profound, and it makes other types of orgasms pale in comparison. Others look like surface ripples, and these are deep ocean currents.
So how do you have these mind-blowing anal orgasms?
I have only two pieces of advice on that, and I’m afraid that both are going to sound rather banal, actually.
One, practice. The sensations of having a dick shoved up your asshole are… um. Unique. It might take some time for your brain to sort those sensations into the correct pleasure buckets.
Or it might not, I don’t judge.
Two, let yourself have an anal orgasm. Don’t get so wrapped up in the minutiae of the act itself that you miss the fact that all these pleasure centers between your legs are being touched, all at once. Just let it happen. Fucking enjoy it.
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