Erotic short fiction: Why I Don’t Watch Movies


He put down his wine glass, a look of disbelief painted across his face.  “I just can’t believe you’ve never seen Tron.  It’s a classic.” 

I shrugged.  “I think I may have caught the first few minutes once.”  I focused on keeping an innocent face. 

He shook his head, looking plaintively across the murmuring restaurant.  “Okay, so I know what we should do for our next date, then.” 

“You want to make me watch Tron?”  

“It’s a classic!  It’s a cultural icon.  You have been deprived, and we need to fix that.”  He ran his fingers through his hair in righteous indignation.  

“Of course,” I said, keeping my tone light.

He looked at me.  “What other classic movies haven’t you seen?” 

I couldn’t help the sarcasm this time.  “Hard for me to say.”  

“Okay, then.  How about Predator?  Alien?”

I shook my head.  “No and no.” 

“Seriously?  What about 2001?” 

“Nope…. But I know that Strauss’s in it.”

A blank look washed over his features, but he quickly re-composed himself.  Maybe next time I chose the date, we’d go to the orchestra.

He sighed.  “What about Star Wars?  Everyone’s seen Star Wars.” 

I manufactured a playfully guilty smile.  “Maybe a couple of minutes of each.” 

“You have got to be kidding.  How could you not have seen these movies?” 

I shrugged theatrically, drawing in a dramatic breath.  “I have no idea.” 

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